Paintings From The Louvre

 

 

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings

from the Louvre.

 

 

 

After careful planning, he got past security,

stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away

when his van ran out of gas.

 

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime

and the make such an obvious error, he replied,

 

"Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings.

 

 

 

 

I had no Monet

 

 

 

 

to buy Degas

 

 

 

 

to make the Van Gogh

 

 

 

 

See if you have De Gaulle

to show this on to someone else.

 

 

 

 

 

I show it to you because I figured

I had nothing Toulouse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

from Marilyn